Haunt The House

Imagine that you’re a ghost. Yeah, a regular ghost residing in an old house. You’ve been enjoying the peace and quiet, minding your own spectral business and not giving a damn about the world of the living. When suddenly your house goes on sale, and there are dozens of people coursing through it, led by a real estate agent. How dare them! Haunt them out of it asap! Use all sorts of ghostly tricks and spooks to make sure not a single soul sets foot into your residence again. Boo!